I just have to ask, so that I don’t get into trouble. Is snorting legal?

Noooo… not aerosols, or any of that stuff, I’m talking, snorting toilet paper!

I remembered that we were going to need a new roll of toilet paper in the bathroom, so while I was putting stuff away in storage, I grabbed a roll of toilet paper off the shelf. As I went to put it down on the bathroom counter (to hopefully be put ON the roll at a later time) I got a faint whiff of something that smelled really nice. Thought, to myself of course, uh-oh, GP is starting to put fragrance on their paper. Which for me is a big no-no, because I have asthma, so most fragrances that other people can handle no problem, sends me reaching for my inhaler.

So, I did what any normal person would do, right?, I put the brand new roll of TP up to my nose and took a big whiff. Hmmm. Took another whiff. Hmmmmmmm. And another just to make sure. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

That third whiff and then the subsequent snorting of the toilet paper, confirmed it… my toilet paper smells good!

You see, when I grabbed that roll, I didn’t think about what was in front of the rolls on the shelf. Before I tell you though, I will say this, every roll of tp on that shelf, smells heavenly! *grins* You see, on the shelves I can fit rolls 2 deep, which leaves a small space in front of them. So, that is where I keep my Tarts®! I had forgotten that, because I normally don’t get stuff out of that storage, until we run out from the regular pantry and storage.

Tarts®, for the unknowing, is wax that is pressed into molds, and then when put into a tart warmer, with a candle underneath it, the wax melts. I know, real technical, but keep up with me, please.

Now, as I said earlier, there are a lot of fragrances that I cannot be around, just cannot. So, when I do find a fragrance that I can breathe with, well, I go bonkers. So, when Yankee Candle® came out with their Vintage series, of Merlot, White Zinfandel, Chardonnay, as well as Vineyard and Blackberries… I pounced. You see, no matter who the company is, I usually find that any scent I can be around, usually does not last long with the company. They get rid of it. Inevitable, but extremely frustrating. So, I bought as many as I could.

Here’s the thing though, if using them as they are intended, they really do last a long time. I’ve had same wax in a warmer for at least 4 months. But I do something else with most of my Tarts®, I shave off some of it to be melted in with my beeswax for the candles that I make.

Okay, back to original reason for post. When I realized what I was smelling, all I could do was press my nose and face into the fresh roll and snort up the scent. That roll is now sitting on my desk, by the laptop. A new, unscented roll is in the bathroom. And yes, I keep on snorting! Please, tell me this is legal, I would really hate to have to give it up! I can see the headline now:

“Girl thrown in jail because she wouldn’t hand over the toilet paper! News at 11:00.”